A man confessed to newsmen yesterday that
fuel finished in his coven which he refers to
as his 'private jet' while he was ‘flying’ from
Benin Airport, Edo State, to the United
Kingdom where he was to attend a meeting
and watch a football match going on in the
UK...lol.
Vanguard reports that the man, suspected to
be a wizard, was discovered yesterday at
Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State, sitting
aimlessly. When asked why he was sitting on
the river, he said;
“fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’I was
flying in with what is known in the
physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but
it is actually my expensive private jet
in the coven realm. It crashed me into
this bridge, when the fuel in it
finished. My members will be here
tonight to refuel it for me, so I can
continue my journey to the UK. I have
to be in the UK to watch football,
because there is economic recession,
unemployment and inflation in
Nigeria.”
OK
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